1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:05,085 Now, I know you're wondering why I gathered you here today. 2 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,879 I have an announcement to make. 3 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:08,703 You're engaged to a tall, rich athlete. 4 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:09,901 I haven't given you enough credit. 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,012 Let me see the rock. 6 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,098 [Laughter] 7 00:00:13,187 --> 00:00:14,927 I'm not engaged, mother. 8 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,665 - You got fired. - What did I tell you? 9 00:00:16,755 --> 00:00:18,185 I'll tell you what I told you. 10 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:20,279 I told you your job was too good to be true. 11 00:00:20,368 --> 00:00:21,928 I get the Sunday coupons for you later. 12 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,112 I keep extras in the car. 13 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:26,108 You know, this isn't nearly as much fun 14 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,720 as I thought it would be. 15 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:30,200 Mona, care to dump any rain on my parade? 16 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:31,881 Are you announcing you've gotten so skinny 17 00:00:31,901 --> 00:00:33,381 you've started shopping at gap kids? 18 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:35,378 - [Laughter] - No. 19 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,300 Then I'm good. 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,335 Well, what I wanted to say 21 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,220 is that I'm going to be a guest 22 00:00:41,302 --> 00:00:43,302 on sports beat with Rodney peete. 23 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:46,349 Mona: The show that you TiVo all the time? 24 00:00:46,437 --> 00:00:48,437 - How did you swing that? - Dwight Mitchell, 25 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:49,956 the basketball player I signed, 26 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,960 was a guest and he talked me up. 27 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,582 Plus they wanted to highlight young female sports agents 28 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:56,954 and, well, I was the only one they could find. 29 00:00:56,969 --> 00:00:58,449 [Laughter] 30 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,056 Another star in the family. 31 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:01,887 We'll be like Goldie hawn and Kate Hudson. 32 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,166 You and Goldie certainly get your lips from the same place. 33 00:01:05,195 --> 00:01:07,195 [Laughter] 34 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:09,114 I think this will be a great opportunity 35 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:10,849 for me to discuss the role of women 36 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,510 in a male-dominated arena. 37 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,424 And feel free to mention your older sister 38 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,179 and the positive influence she's had on you 39 00:01:16,206 --> 00:01:18,076 becoming the strong woman that you are. 40 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:19,785 All of which she learned from her inspiring, 41 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,078 courageous mother, 42 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,448 so feel free to talk about that. 43 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:24,951 You certainly are courageous. 44 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,131 Your willingness to wear sleeveless tops in summer 45 00:01:27,217 --> 00:01:29,347 - proves that. - [Laughter] 46 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,527 [Introductory theme song] 47 00:01:31,613 --> 00:01:36,793 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 48 00:01:36,879 --> 00:01:41,139 ♪ you finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 49 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:44,231 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 50 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:45,981 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 51 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:48,412 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 52 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,759 ♪ inside of me ♪ 53 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:53,029 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 54 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,593 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 55 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:58,550 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 56 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,950 ♪ you and me ♪ 57 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:05,263 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ [Ironic laughter] 58 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,261 [Introductory musical note] 59 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,217 I'll admit I had concerns 60 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:17,439 signing a famous party girl socialite 61 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,958 with no singing experience, 62 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:20,711 but dalis, your single "what's up y'all," 63 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:22,752 - it's hot. - Hotter than my sex tape? 64 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,098 [Laughter] 65 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,617 Well, let's not get carried away. 66 00:02:26,711 --> 00:02:28,241 I took the Liberty of preparing you 67 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,372 a half-decaf double-tall soy 68 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:34,024 180 degree extra-foamy caramel machiatto. 69 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:36,260 I thought demille would need to do her business about now. 70 00:02:36,286 --> 00:02:37,806 I'd be happy to take her for a walk. 71 00:02:37,896 --> 00:02:40,676 - You'd do that for me? - I'd do anything for you. 72 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:43,209 Ah, I haven't heard that since this morning. 73 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:44,513 [Laughter] 74 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,597 Well, now that I've approved the single, 75 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,079 Mona and Spencer will fill you in 76 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,209 on the concept for the video shoot. 77 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,131 I can't believe how hard you guys are working. 78 00:02:54,261 --> 00:02:56,351 Hey, you're a top priority. 79 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,397 We want to nurture your career for the long-term. 80 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,138 Get this video done fast. 81 00:03:02,225 --> 00:03:03,325 You know how quickly these little white girls 82 00:03:03,357 --> 00:03:05,187 - go out of style. - [Laughter] 83 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,933 So, dalis, I think you'll like 84 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,623 what we have in mind for the video. 85 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,231 Spencer: The opening is tight. 86 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,581 Picture it... the music starts, 87 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:15,201 you're strutting down the street. 88 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:16,722 Suddenly, as the beat kicks in, 89 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,435 you're surrounded by hundreds of yourself. 90 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:19,939 Everywhere you look, there you are. 91 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:22,585 You're all looking into pink diamond compact mirrors. 92 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,070 My god! It's perfect. The only thing better than me 93 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,381 is lots of me. 94 00:03:26,467 --> 00:03:27,597 [Laughter] 95 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,425 I had a feeling you'd love it. 96 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,693 And, Spencer, I love the trailer you got for me. 97 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,736 I can't believe you found one 98 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,352 with a spa, a sun bed, and a suede interior. 99 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,703 We want our star to be happy no matter how many 100 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:41,003 - dead cows it takes. - [Laughter] 101 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,920 I've returned, successful. 102 00:03:43,005 --> 00:03:44,345 Although if anyone's walking out, 103 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:45,771 I'd avoid the north side of the lobby. 104 00:03:45,790 --> 00:03:47,140 [Laughter] 105 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,047 So, dalis, we'll see you in a few days. 106 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,751 I'll escort you to your car. 107 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:52,059 I've called your driver. 108 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:54,284 Thanks. He's like the most helpful guy 109 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:55,544 I've never slept with. 110 00:03:55,626 --> 00:03:56,796 [Laughter] 111 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,936 You know, there's something different about Adam 112 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:02,852 - when he's around dalis. - He does his job? 113 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,028 Yeah, that's it. 114 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:05,163 [Laughter] 115 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,935 [Introductory musical note] 116 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:12,663 When you're on sports beat with Rodney peete, 117 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:14,297 you're representing gmg. 118 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:15,864 So make sure you know your stuff 119 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:17,281 so you don't embarrass the company, ok? 120 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,780 I know what to say, Brett. 121 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,257 Fine! 122 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,107 I'm just saying, Rodney peete is a sharp guy. 123 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:23,574 He'll call you on it 124 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,024 if you don't know what you're talking about. 125 00:04:25,047 --> 00:04:27,307 If I were you, I would just play it safe, 126 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:28,917 stick to complimenting his wife. 127 00:04:29,007 --> 00:04:31,877 Like, after four kids, she's still hot. 128 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:33,317 [Laughter] 129 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:36,795 Dee Dee: I'm not sure talking about how hot his wife is 130 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,445 is the way to go, 131 00:04:38,539 --> 00:04:40,389 but I will mention the book she wrote on football. 132 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,630 It's become my second Bible. 133 00:04:41,716 --> 00:04:43,066 [Laughter] 134 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,592 'Cause that's not kissing his ass. 135 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:45,845 [Laughter] 136 00:04:47,765 --> 00:04:49,285 Don't worry. I've got it handled. 137 00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:51,551 Brett: Ok, I'm just... 138 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,899 [laughter] 139 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:56,431 I'm just saying, 140 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:57,823 this interview is a very big step 141 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,386 for chick agents, 142 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,173 so don't act like... Well, a chick and blow it. 143 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:04,088 [Laughter] 144 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:06,483 Dee Dee: First of all, we're women. 145 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,657 And maybe, just maybe, 146 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,353 you're jealous because this woman is doing the show 147 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,831 and you're not. 148 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:16,141 Please. I did my first TV interview when I was 18. 149 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:17,798 My only concern here is... 150 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,102 [laughter] 151 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,758 Is you. 152 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,122 I don't want to see you make a fool of yourself 153 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:23,447 in front of millions of people. 154 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:28,196 Brett, the only person making a fool of themselves 155 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:30,944 is you trying to keep up with me. 156 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,326 [Laughter] 157 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,245 [Introductory musical note] 158 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,858 [Phone ringing in background] 159 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,648 Hey, Spencer, do know where Adam is? 160 00:05:41,732 --> 00:05:43,302 Usually he's in the break room 161 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,826 taking bites out of people's lunches. 162 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:46,429 [Laughter] 163 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,610 Dalis called me last night for a personal assistant. 164 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:50,606 Since Adam doesn't do any work around here, 165 00:05:50,698 --> 00:05:52,738 I volunteered him. 166 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:54,220 But, who's gonna answer the phones? 167 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,880 Same person who always does... not Adam. 168 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,265 [Laughter] 169 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,968 I can't believe you'd do this 170 00:06:00,055 --> 00:06:01,445 without consulting me. 171 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,705 Hey, I am v.P. Of marketing. 172 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,838 Dalis is used to being treated a certain way. 173 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:07,540 She got a new Mercedes, 174 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,368 just for being seen passed out in one. 175 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,441 We can't afford to spoil our artists like that. 176 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,199 Dalis isn't like our other artists. 177 00:06:14,286 --> 00:06:16,046 True. Our other artists actually have talent. 178 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:18,769 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, 179 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,726 may I present dalis? 180 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:22,855 No eye contact, please. That includes the dog. 181 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,507 [Laughter] 182 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,171 What's up, y'all? 183 00:06:26,255 --> 00:06:27,945 Hey, dalis, we were actually... 184 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:30,089 Enough with the small talk. We're here on business. 185 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,392 I don't know if I can take this seriously 186 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,239 from someone whose idea of working is reloading 187 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,223 - the stapler. - [Laughs hysterically] 188 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:38,398 - Well, believe it, sister. - [Laughter] 189 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,565 Something very important has come to our attention. 190 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:43,011 A radio junket dalis is scheduled to do tomorrow 191 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:44,708 begins at 4 A.M. 192 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:47,015 [Sucking teeth] We find that unacceptable. 193 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,972 Yeah! Who knew to be on the radio at 7:00 194 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,630 on the east coast means being up at 4:00 on the west? 195 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,625 Really, that's just stupid. 196 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,107 [Laughter] 197 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:56,937 That's stupid? I'll tell you what's stupid. 198 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,455 Not doing the radio junket. 199 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:00,718 [Stutters] What I think Mona is trying to say is 200 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,441 doing radio is important to get the word out 201 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,675 about your single. 202 00:07:03,771 --> 00:07:05,821 Please! We're talking about dalis. 203 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,193 People are aware of her every move. 204 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,689 We want them to be aware 205 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,726 that she's making moves with her clothes on. 206 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,211 [Laughter] 207 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:15,001 What Mona is saying is not everybody knows 208 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:16,386 you crossed over into music. 209 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:17,869 The publicity can help with that. 210 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,719 What I'm saying is dalis is doing the junket. 211 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,877 What I think Mona is trying to say is 212 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:23,273 we'd really like you to do this. 213 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:24,955 Stop arguing mom and dad. It's Christmas! 214 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,269 [Laughter] 215 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:27,708 Sorry. Flashback. 216 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,185 [Phone ringing in background] 217 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,844 Spencer: Look, dalis, 218 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,338 is there anything we can do to change your mind? 219 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:34,154 I don't know, it is early, 220 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:36,236 but if I had a purse as cute as Mona's, 221 00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,625 it might be easier to get out of bed in the morning. 222 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:40,109 You want my purse? 223 00:07:40,198 --> 00:07:41,498 I didn't say that, 224 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,251 I just think hobo-chic is hot right now. 225 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,682 [Laughter] 226 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,248 Then consider it yours. 227 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,075 - But it's mine. - And it's hers now. 228 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:50,253 [Laughter] 229 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,429 Here, dalis, a gift from delicious. 230 00:07:52,515 --> 00:07:54,595 Oh! It's gonna make a perfect home for demille. 231 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:55,691 [Laughter] 232 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:59,215 Cute. All right, I'll do the interviews. 233 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,664 Just give my assistant the details. 234 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:04,049 You two should really be more professional. 235 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,675 And someone should man the phones out there. 236 00:08:05,702 --> 00:08:07,362 [Laughter] 237 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:09,273 [Introductory musical note] 238 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,541 So, we're here with Jose canseco, 239 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:19,056 whose book sold really well. 240 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,590 Actually, I've been all over the country on my book tour 241 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,195 meeting all my fans and Chicago is interesting. 242 00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:27,246 Speaking of interesting, my wife wrote a book 243 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:28,512 about football. 244 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,465 [Laughter] 245 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:32,123 See, honey, I worked it in. 246 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,637 [Laughter] 247 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,230 Hey, I got to share a bed with that woman. 248 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:36,433 [Laughter] 249 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,256 Do what you got to do. 250 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,563 So, what's next for Jose canseco? 251 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,520 We're prepping for a movie in L.A. 252 00:08:42,609 --> 00:08:44,829 This is my martial arts choreographer David Lee. 253 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:48,050 Believe it or not, he gets paid to kick my ass. 254 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:49,486 [Laughter] 255 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,572 - I love my job. - [Laughter] 256 00:08:51,661 --> 00:08:53,531 Can we see some of that ass-kicking? 257 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,840 In fact, I think we have a couple of stage hands 258 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,056 who happen to be bringing in a big mat. 259 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,373 A woman in this line of work has definite challenges. 260 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:04,334 Men often don't respect a female voice... 261 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,723 - Wait, you forgot something. - I thought I sounded good. 262 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,647 You sounded fine. I'm talking about how you look. 263 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,548 Mother swears by this olay eye-lifting serum. 264 00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:13,507 The camera adds 10 years. This cream takes away 5. 265 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:14,596 [Laughter] 266 00:09:15,859 --> 00:09:17,339 Whatever you do, Dave, 267 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,656 don't hit the face. That's where the money is. 268 00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:20,298 [Laughter] 269 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:22,035 I'll hit you wherever I want to hit you. 270 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:23,126 [Laughter] 271 00:09:26,174 --> 00:09:27,924 Wow, you're pretty good with that, pall. 272 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,002 [Screams] 273 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,216 [Laughter] 274 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:33,699 I guess that's what they call a home run. 275 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,180 [Laughter] 276 00:09:35,270 --> 00:09:37,840 [Trainer screams] 277 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,315 You know, 278 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,124 refrigerator Perry threw me around like that once. 279 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,225 [Laughter] 280 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,627 Mom, what are you doing? 281 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,125 There's cameras around. You never know. 282 00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,691 I might accidentally step in front of one. 283 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,808 [Laughter] 284 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,635 [Laughter] 285 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,375 Rodney: Our next guest recently signed 286 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,896 basketball star Dwight Mitchell 287 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,339 to her roster. 288 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,245 She's a young, up-and-coming female agent 289 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,130 who's making a name for herself. 290 00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:05,822 Please, welcome Dee Dee Thorne. 291 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,689 [Applause] 292 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,050 [Audience gasps] 293 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:15,794 - [Slow motion] Oh... my...! - [Laughter] 294 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,616 Damn, she fell harder than I did. 295 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,075 But she looked good going down. 296 00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:23,320 We're going to cut to commercial. 297 00:10:23,405 --> 00:10:24,795 And call the paramedics. 298 00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,495 [Laughter] 299 00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:28,192 [Introductory musical note] 300 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,022 - Good morning. - Not really. 301 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,030 I got a call from dalis at midnight 302 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,772 requesting a yoga instructor 303 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,593 because she was feeling tense. 304 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:39,991 [Laughter] 305 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,474 Well, I hope you got her one. 306 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:44,173 No, I did not. I put a stop to the madness. 307 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:45,532 I made it clear that she won't be getting 308 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,777 any more perks from us. 309 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,043 That includes my purses, my shoes, 310 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:50,796 or anything else she wants to stuff her dog into. 311 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,264 [Elevator bell rings] 312 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,477 Problem identified, problem solved. 313 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,045 Morning, commoners. 314 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,959 Just passing on a message from dalis. 315 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,570 "I've decided I no longer like 316 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,051 the concept, location, or wardrobe 317 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,400 for the video shoot, 318 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,769 so I won't be a part of it tomorrow. 319 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,185 You guys are screwed." 320 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:10,095 - That last part was from me. - [Laughter] 321 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,761 Are you serious? 322 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,735 I never joke about rich-heiress pop-culture icons. 323 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,280 If you'll excuse me, 324 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:17,210 dalis and I are off to get matching Brazilians. 325 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,499 Interpret that how you wish. 326 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,681 [Laughter] 327 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,378 Now look what you've done. 328 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,465 My way was working. 329 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,314 If you hadn't turned down her piddly requests, 330 00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:28,778 she'd be at the video shoot. 331 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:30,542 She wouldn't be asking for any of this stuff 332 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,079 if you had the grape nuts to ever say no to anything. 333 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,700 Me and my grape nuts are saying no now. 334 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,872 You have no star, no video, 335 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,348 and no one to help fix this mess. 336 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:46,178 Rodney peete: Please welcome Dee Dee Thorne. 337 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:47,620 This is my favorite part. 338 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,137 The look on Dee Dee's face mid-fall 339 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,970 when she realizes she's going down. 340 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,098 [Laughs] 341 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,629 It's even funnier in reverse. 342 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,451 [Laughter] 343 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,891 Ma! We shouldn't be watching this over and over... 344 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,389 Oh my god, look at Rodney peete's eyes 345 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:01,895 when she starts falling towards him. 346 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,902 [Laughing hysterically] 347 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,424 Hello, hello. 348 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,807 I got Dee Dee in the hallway 349 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:08,380 and I need to lift her spirits. 350 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,656 I figure spending time with the two of you 351 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,815 will help her realize 352 00:12:10,904 --> 00:12:12,144 how much worse things could be. 353 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,379 [Laughter] 354 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,041 Come in, Dee Dee. It's a safe place. 355 00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:19,612 Doesn't she look great today? 356 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,695 Oh, yeah. Never better. 357 00:12:21,784 --> 00:12:23,064 You can't even look me in the eye 358 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,350 after what happened today 359 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,049 on sports beat with Rodney peete! 360 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,696 Was that today? I totally forgot. 361 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:28,970 I don't even get the channel. 362 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,052 Liars! 363 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:33,271 You know you all saw me on the ground ass-up. 364 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:34,361 [Laughter] 365 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:36,951 At least your thighs didn't jiggle 366 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,893 when your legs were in the air. 367 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,105 And your eyes didn't look puffy at all. 368 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,845 And they only showed the studio audience 369 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,296 laughing and pointing at you for a second 370 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:45,238 before they cut to commercial. 371 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,499 [Laughter] 372 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:47,811 Which was even worse. 373 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,507 I never even got a chance to speak. 374 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,644 They played my fall over and over. 375 00:12:51,727 --> 00:12:52,947 Well... 376 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,453 At least I'm not as pathetic as the guy 377 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:56,189 who hit himself in the head with a shot put. 378 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,051 Actually, you replaced him as clip of the week. 379 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,783 [Introductory musical note] 380 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,390 Kai: I'm impressed with you two. 381 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,960 Everything here looks good. 382 00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,787 Which makes me think something is wrong. 383 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,085 I'll go snoop around, 384 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,700 see if I can find some problems. 385 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,581 [Laughter] 386 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,362 See. I told you the way to handle dalis 387 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:16,576 was to be tough on her. 388 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,965 I had our attorneys inform her 389 00:13:18,058 --> 00:13:19,188 that if she didn't show, 390 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,796 she'd be in breach of contract. 391 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,767 When she knew I was playing hardball, she caved. 392 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,081 Morning, people I used to pretend to work for. 393 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,306 Spencer, I just wanted to let you know 394 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,939 dalis appreciates the personal trainer, 395 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,846 the chef, and the hunky masseuse. 396 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,291 The last part was for me. 397 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,727 [Laughter] 398 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,025 Hey, dalis was annoyed when you got all legal on her. 399 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,691 So, I gave her a few perks to keep her happy. 400 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:43,076 Why do you keep indulging this Princess? 401 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,690 Indulgence is what the music business 402 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,870 is all about. 403 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,145 As long as we get what we need, 404 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:48,354 who cares how we get it? 405 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:50,306 The old pimp and ho philosophy. 406 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,014 [Laughter] 407 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,442 Look, 408 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,248 you've never been behind this dalis project. 409 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:57,069 Sometimes you have to spend money to make money. 410 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:59,137 So, we're spending on dalis, 411 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,619 and she'll make it back with a whole lot of zeroes. 412 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,413 Bad news. Dalis just heard about this party in New York 413 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:06,886 she wants to go to. 414 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,846 So she's decided she won't do the video today. 415 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,605 She suggested shooting around her until she gets back. 416 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,892 We can't shoot around her! 417 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:14,241 She's the only one in the video! 418 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,861 Then I guess things will have to wait. 419 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,472 In the meantime, 420 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,292 if anyone needs me, I'll be hanging with diddy. 421 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,679 Holla! 422 00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,301 [Laughter] 423 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,302 Well, since apparently you're handling things, 424 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:26,044 I guess you'll tell Kai about this. 425 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,646 Tell me about what? 426 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,956 Uh... that you should go check out 427 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,463 the chocolate fountain over at the buffet. 428 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,649 I don't believe you. 429 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,091 - I can explain. - No you can't. 430 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,218 You know how much I like to dip things in chocolate. 431 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,181 And food, too? 432 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,919 How could you wait this long to tell me? 433 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,100 [Laughter] 434 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:47,282 That bought you 5 minutes. Now what? 435 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,634 I'll talk to dalis and straighten things out. 436 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,284 Watch how a man handles his business. 437 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,369 [Mona giggles] 438 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:58,026 Do we really need a video for this single? 439 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,384 [Laughter] 440 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:02,123 We? You were handling things, remember? 441 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,875 [Scoffs] Oh, come on, Mona, you gotta help. 442 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,303 Why should I? 443 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,782 'Cause I was wrong. I need you. Satisfied? 444 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,803 Mmm... not enough to have a cigarette, but I'll take it. 445 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,651 [Laughter] 446 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,776 Just tell me what to do and I'll do it. 447 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,259 Now that's how a man should handle his business. 448 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,350 [Laughter] 449 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,793 Brett: Hey, hey, hey! There she is. 450 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,788 Our star agent. 451 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,490 You know, I have to tell you, 452 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,557 I was a little skeptical about your first TV appearance, 453 00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,189 but you proved me wrong. 454 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:32,317 You really were able to show america... 455 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,449 Your best side. 456 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,541 [Laughter] 457 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,937 I prefer not to talk while I work out. 458 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,374 Oh, yeah! Sure, sure! I'm just saying, 459 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,771 it was one small step for woman, 460 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:47,344 but it was one giant trip for womankind. 461 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:48,564 [Laughter] 462 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,595 - Uh-huh. - Hey, 463 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,559 at least you got attention for the agency. 464 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,428 It's too bad we didn't think to put gmg across your butt. 465 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,520 [Laughter] 466 00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,609 Right. 467 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,443 Hey, Dee Dee, 468 00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,227 back and forth, that's what we do. 469 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,664 Why aren't you doing what we do? 470 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,321 - [Laughter] - Come on, it's your turn. 471 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,485 You got to come back at me. 472 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,275 Have you seen this outfit that I'm wearing? 473 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,367 [Laughter] 474 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:20,717 Hey... 475 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,423 Seriously, 476 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,854 it's not that big a deal, ok? 477 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,720 I mean, 478 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,171 anybody could have made a fool of themselves on national TV. 479 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:31,025 [Laughter] 480 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,990 Wait a minute. That didn't sound right! 481 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,873 - Although it was accurate. - [Laughter] 482 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:39,483 [Introductory musical note] 483 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,571 Hey, guys, have a great time in New York. 484 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,655 Thanks. Sorry you'll have to reschedule the video. 485 00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,754 Oh, we're not rescheduling. 486 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,363 We just don't need you anymore. 487 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,584 But it's my video. 488 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,713 Dalis, meet Jenny. Your replacement. 489 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,536 - The lady from the kitchen? - [Laughter] 490 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,107 What's up, y'all? 491 00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,021 Hey, that's my line. 492 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,538 Exactly. 493 00:17:03,631 --> 00:17:05,761 With the right angles and video image trickery, 494 00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,900 we can get Jenny to look more like you than you do. 495 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,155 And, Jenny has her own purse. 496 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:12,727 [Laughter] 497 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,294 But I want to be in the video. 498 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,341 I don't want my fans to think I look like this. 499 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,782 When I take off the apron and the hair net, 500 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:20,874 I'm pretty hot. 501 00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,132 [Laughter] 502 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,866 I don't always smell like tacquitos. 503 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,516 [Laughter] 504 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,480 Which reminds me, you're low on chicken kabobs. 505 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:29,789 You might want to get on that. 506 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,825 And we're lucky to have Jenny, 507 00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,441 because we can't reschedule this shoot. 508 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,226 Really? Not even for me? 509 00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:39,578 Nope. 510 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,017 Oh... 511 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:43,543 Well, I guess I can see diddy any day. 512 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,367 We're gonna diss diddy for a stupid video? 513 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,935 I just hemmed my Sean John pants! 514 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,022 [Laughter] 515 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,370 So, I'll stick around. 516 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,640 Can I just go make a few calls in my trailer? 517 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,203 No. I think you should go to set. 518 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,381 Now. 519 00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:57,856 Out of my way, food peasant! 520 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:58,986 [Laughter] 521 00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,428 I told you that would do it. 522 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,436 [Sighs] Sorry I didn't listen in the first place. 523 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,125 So, uhm... 524 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:08,616 Does this mean I'm not in the video? 525 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,087 'Cause I already called my parents. 526 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:12,867 [Laughter] 527 00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,661 Oh, we're really sorry about this, 528 00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:15,865 but we'll make it up to you. 529 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,100 There you are! 530 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,793 Jenny, why are you standing around? 531 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,290 We're out of bananas at the chocolate fountain. 532 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:21,836 [Laughter] 533 00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,536 Why are we paying you? 534 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,344 Get your ass over there and ride that range, girl. 535 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,445 [Laughter] 536 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:29,885 Ok, we'll make it up to her later. 537 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,164 [Introductory musical note] 538 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,808 Brett! How did you get me back on so quickly? 539 00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,251 It wasn't that hard. 540 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:42,357 You appearance was the most replayed moment 541 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:43,602 in the history of the show. 542 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,387 [Laughter] 543 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,672 I wouldn't be surprised if someone's out there right now 544 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,080 - waxing the floors. - [Laughter] 545 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,741 Whatever you did, I really appreciate it. 546 00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,306 Don't get emotional. I did it for gmg, not for you. 547 00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,054 Don't think I'd waste emotion on you. 548 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,565 I'm just happy to get the chance to redeem myself. 549 00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,059 I'm happy you'll get to show america 550 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,265 more than your bottom side. 551 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,097 Now, put these on. I prestuffed 552 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,055 the soles for maximum traction. 553 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,064 - [Laughter] - Dee Dee: Put it away. 554 00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,238 I know you enjoyed her the first time. 555 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,413 Well, she's back for more. 556 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,329 Please, welcome sports agent Dee Dee Thorne. 557 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,724 [Applause] 558 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:20,030 I certainly hope things go better today. 559 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,065 - Could it really go any worse? - [Laughter] 560 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,862 Thanks for joining us again, Dee Dee. 561 00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,136 I'm glad you were able to make it... 562 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,205 All the way... to the chair. 563 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,297 [Laughter] 564 00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,516 It's an honor to be here, Rodney. 565 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,516 My presence proves that female agents 566 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,518 are a force to be reckoned with. 567 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,440 Let's hear it for women everywhere. 568 00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,265 Girl power! Yay! 569 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:41,833 - Whoa! - [Laughter] 570 00:19:45,662 --> 00:19:47,402 Well, folks, it looks like we got 571 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,190 - a new clip of the week! - [Laughter] 572 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,281 [Thinking]: Well, it was a bad week for divas. 573 00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:58,069 It took everything Spencer and I could do 574 00:19:58,153 --> 00:20:00,203 to keep that celebutante under control, 575 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,766 but we did it. 576 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,462 And as for the other diva in my life, 577 00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:06,861 I have to admit, I took a little pleasure 578 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,084 in seeing 10 years of charm school and ballet 579 00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,434 not pay off in such a public way. 580 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:13,824 The next time my sister gets too full of herself, 581 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,168 I'll just pull out my new favorite DVD 582 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,088 to give her a reality check. 583 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,613 After all, that's what sisters are for. 584 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,737 [Soft music] 585 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,745 [Introductory theme song] 586 00:20:26,795 --> 00:20:31,345 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0